Smithtown Mug
A very wealthy place in Suffolk County although there are huge houses and tiny houses. the taxes are unbeliveabley high.nThere is every single race in the world in Smithtown. you name it, we got it. some people think that if you live in smithtown, your a bitch or a whore or a slut. but just like in every other town there are skanks, sluts, hores, etx. smithtown is pretty good at sports. well at least in kickline. national champs for like 10 years. whisperettes=amazing. and everything else is like average compared to kickline. about 50% of all smithtown kids are preppy and wear abercrombie, hollister, american eagle, juicy couture and anything else where a full outfit is way over $300. about every kid has ugg boots (or fake ones)or abercrombie flip flops. its impossible to be popular if your not a prep. then we have the emo's who think that they are going to commit suicide at any moment when there not. they are in photo class and in art honor society. then we also have the gangsters who are so not gangster. they like to think there cool when there not. they wear their pants below the knees and walk funny. they wear ecko and phat farm and south pole meanwhile if you really were from a ghetto, you wouldnt be able to afford any of those brands. and last but not least there are the potheads. you can find these potheads in town at starbucks parking lot, friendlys, behind the movie theater or anywhere on main street. major hangout places are the mall, baja grill, friendlys, movie theater and starbucks and coolbeans. and a lotta people work at ralphs italian ices and mcdonalds and any other place in the mall you can think of. so smithtowns pretty cool i guess.
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