Budomir Mug
Budomir is a factual dog that claims to be 322 years old and sometimes even older, according to his current mood. Although a small dog (poodle) he also claims to have built an intricate laboratory located underneath the DiLalo residence, where he is said to have cloning capabiliies along with a weather machine and weapons of mass destruction. He has claimed in the past to have extra sensory perception, immense brain power, and the ability to fly. Among other things, Budomir also owns Alaska, which he aquired legally in a deal where he swindled a group of Native Americans. If Budomir were in fact a human he would be widely considered one of the 10 most dangerous people on the planet. He is known to work with several accomplices or "minions" as he calls them, among these are: Karl, Jimbo, Flash, Phoenix, and his personal enforcer and bodyguard Hefty Tom. Nemesises include but are not limited to: all felines, dumb bastards, sometimes Mike, Greg and his Arch-Nemesis the pillow. Budomir claims to be black, however in his old age his hair has gone predominantly gray, though he still insists that he is black and was born in Africa (although an African birth would be extremely unlikely). Budomir also has a soft spot for bones and will do almost anything to get them, many claim this is his only weakness, though Budomir obviously refutes this claim.
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Customer Reviews
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.