nig nog Mug
1) A homemade drink invented, naturally, through a drunk mistake by annoying dumbass rich little Caucasian boys taking a break from being gay on ecstasy in, of all places, that godforbidden fake brick covered taint of the universe and true home of Flanders, Edmond, Oklahoma. Nig nog's recipe consists of six parts standard egg nog to one part chocolate syrup. Tastes like the exact opposite of haterade, which is bitter and somehow kind of empty. Does not contain malt liquor. 2) The best holiday beverage ever created; sadly it was made first by rich racist cracker assholes who ironically still have the fanciest whips in town, just like their slave-owner great-great-grandfathers, even though slavery is illegal; nig-nog is positively tits with a splash or three of Hennessey or other fine cognac. Add vodka for an ersatz White Russian that will kick your ass. Drink at Kwanzaa, Christmas, or because it's Friday, whenever you can. If you're a honky, you'd better call it "chocolate egg-nog" around black people or you will probably die soon. 3) Sweet female ejaculate sometimes produced by glands inside the vagina of a black woman when she has an exceptionally powerful orgasm. Most easily produced through gentle, slow cunnilingus with careful probing use of fingers. It is delicious, has a heavy musky taste that is awesome and is clinically proven to make Don Imus very horny and happy. Perhaps he will find a new job involving this somehow as his only alternative is cleaning the toilets at the residence of Howard Stern.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I would eat this mug, no hesitation
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
So dope.
Its insane
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye
Just as expected, high quality
I bought the ratty bratty mug. I love it such a STROng message! :)
Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.
Fuck your mugs and your tees
Cup is for a good friend. I haven’t given it to her yet but if she’s excited as I am, she’s gonna love it thanks guys.
good service, delivery time was quick
I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.
Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.
My dad hated it🤣
This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.
Great ordering experience..good quality
8.3 cm diameter? I hardly know her
The day this mug entered my life, my depression was cured, I won the lottery, my dad came back from the dead, and my mum started loving me, motto beg but if you rub the mug 3 times a genie WIll grant you 69 wishes (I wished for more mugs 69 times)
Gift for my niece. She loves it.
I don’t really want to by it but I do like that you can customize it Also I do find find funny nearly all the one star reviews are people say “I want the mug for free”