blowjob mug
A Blowjob is defined by how expertly you do it! it's a skill that few people master. Gentle pressure or a slight milking action at the base of his cock can help to harden him up a bit. Like sword-swollowing, deep-throating takes hours of practice, to relax the gag reflex. For huge Cocks it's got to be done in a 69 position so your tongue is right on the helmit, and easily revolves repeatedly around it, in all directions. If you're working upside down on it, the curve of the Cock more comfortably slides all the way down your throat. Your lips should always cover your teeth, unless he likes for you to bite him a bit, down near the pubes. Gentle biting/pulling of only the loose skin behind the head is allowed. if you start to gag, slow down and think how smooth, warm, soft, and tasty his skin is. Cocks can be love-ly. The thing that really drives any man wild is pointing your tongue and working it up, around, and into the hole in his dick. Whether a guy has an almost tongue-sized hole or a very little one, he'll love you tongueing it out. Think of a Blowjob as a dance routine... you need a quiet, teasing, promising beginning. Then you must use your mouth to 'take possesion' of the whole arena. Raise the energy levels as slowly as possible, as you actually choreograph a long sequence of repititious touches, moves, twists, and shapings, so he never gets bored or loses his climax. But a few rests or slowdowns, at the right times, can prolong and intensify the climax. When he finally can hold it no longer, just let him rip and roar. And of course you want to swallow his gift to you... it's a part of him and full of energy giving protein. if you're lucky, he'll be able to have several more 'go's', as you gently awaken him throughout the night. The very best climaxes come at dawn.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Word on front, definition on back
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
muffinism mug very bold mug i love it u should buy one
Oof oof this mug gives me life every single day. i have no other reason to wake up in the morning. also this website is the only thing that's ever loved me.
The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂
Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
Love it just like your ranking to be noticed at 4 to stabilize with bots at 5 but looks real
Perfect Mug My CPacket mug arrived perfectly with the definition of that skid
My real first name is Ancil and I must say this is by far the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life and I love you all.
YOIT Ligma balls bitch. YOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT
What is there to say? It's a mug, with a word in front and the definition in back. Nicely done!
This will be the perfect gift this winter! It even came in a nice little box. The mug seems to be of good quality. It was a bit pricy, got to be honest, but it’ll be very well received.