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Cocaine is the best and the worst drug in the world. I have a love-hate relationship with it. Cocaine produces an indescribable sensation. The weight of the world is taken off your shoulders, you're happy in a bizarre and jumpy way, and you can't shut up (in my case). Your nose becomes numb, as does your throat. You feel as if you have a bubble in the back of your throat. I enjoy drinking cold iced tea when coked up. One of the best parts of cocaine is taking some on your finger and rubbing it on your gums and tongue. This will cause your entire mouth to get numb, and I suggest chewing gum because it's such a good feeling. Putting some coke on the end of a cigarette and taking a few pulls also feels nice. However, all good things must come to an end. Some people crash worse than others; I have only had one really, really bad crash in my experience. This brought on a feeling of hopelessness and an emptiness in the pit of my stomach. When and IF you crash, seeking more coke will help temporarily, but your best bet is to just call it a night and try to fall asleep in a peaceful atmosphere. You also have to be careful who you get it from (make sure it is a reliable dealer). It is almost impossible to find 100% pure cocaine nowadays, but some dealers will really give you complete bullshit and you will have wasted your money. If you have an addictive or unstable personality, DON'T DO IT. I have someone in my life who has been battling cocaine addiction for years now. Rehab has not been able to help. The hardest thing about dealing with an addict is that NO ONE can help them unless they want the help. This person has spent thousands of dollars on coke binges. Cocaine can alter your priorities if you aren't smart about it. Don't blow all your money on it! BE RESPONSIBLE!!!

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

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This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!

kill m. Jun 26

This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled

Doop S. Jun 26
Review by Fay D.

Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!

Fay D. Jun 25
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Smaller than I expected for the price.

Susan . Jun 25
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i use my mug for sperm donation

Quandale Jun 24

10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?

Mike O. Jun 24

Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌

Juck F. Jun 24

My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.

Joseph M. Jun 23

it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy

help c. Jun 23

I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one

Giorgio G. Jun 23

i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me

quiinten G. Jun 23

Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!

Sponge B. Jun 23

fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!

Doran M. Jun 23
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Review by Darlene M.

The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.

Darlene M. Jun 23
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It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase

Morb i. Jun 22

After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.

Billy J. Jun 22

FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO

ASD Jun 21

Happy with my purchase

Jennifer S. Jun 20
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amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0

0w0 king Jun 20

I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!

Oliver N. Jun 19
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