myspace fame Mug
Since the popularity explosion of myspace, some have descovered it's therapeutic benefits as well as just it's social networking capabilities. It's common to find many kids, usually the less attractive ones (for some reason most of them have big noses :S) with low self esteem, using "whore trains" such as 'Tons of Adds' to generate thousands of myspace friend requests from unknown people. This then gives the illusion that they are somehow amazingly popular with some having upwards of 50,000 "friends". Once their friend list is big enough, it's then up to their inflated ego to do the rest aka page editing, picture captions etc. They entertain the idea that they are famous due to the ammount of "friends" they have and start acting like they are a celebrity. Their page will often say or contain all or most of the following things 1) OmgZ all You Haterz arE jUst making Me FaMouS! 2) 1% of people add me to send hatemail, the other 99% add me to worship me 3) Put me on your page! (With html code linking a photo of him/her back to their page) 4) Their whole way of talking will be made to sound humble, yet extremly arrogant at the same time. eg: "A lot of people out there think i'm some big celebrity, i'm really not :)" 5)They will usually have created their own myspace music account so that the myspace music player on their profile will feature their name 6)They are usually fairly sloppy with their html code and they're page will usually be pages long and take forever to load. It's not uncommon for many to have 2 or 3 different embedded songs start playing at once 7)Their picture captions will usually always say something like "People love taking photos of me" or "how on earth did this pic get to 4734537 comments?" (see rule 4) 8)Their pictures will nearly always have their friend ID typed over it, as well as their myspace name in some nice cursive font. 9)There will ALWAYS be a small section saying how hatemail doesnt matter and how it only makes their head get bigger. 10)Considering how many friends their accounts sometimes have, it's always funny to look at the number of comments they have in comparison. If they have about 50,000 friends, then it's probable for them to have sub 2000 comments. While most people who have a friend list of around 500 will have over 2000 comments because people actually want to talk to them. They don't realise that even the MOST famous myspace celbrities aka Tila Tequila or Jeffree Starr are not even D grade celebrities in real life and 95% of the general population are not even aware they exist. Just laugh at a distance at anyone who thinks or claims or have myspace fame - usually the unattracive and the down syndrome. Sending them hatemail just makes their retarded brains think they are more important. However, if they have their comments as visible, leaving some comments filled with pictures from moid.org is good aswell =
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this is my new piss mug
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
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Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
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I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
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This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
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This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.