Gypsy Torture Mug
A form of gypsy punishment- dealt out by the extremely ironic and hilariously hypocritical Gypsy Court. Having stolen the bald tyres of his brother's caravan, all a Gypsy wants to do when he gets back to his luxurious porta-home is kill some time by slowly destroying these tyres- masochist style- using a cheese grater and a razor blade. Before returning them to the original owner in delightful, bite size chunks, the gypsy must first mark his territory- otter style- by having a shit inside the neighbouring caravan's food cabinet. As if having to piss in a bucket wasn't enough for our poor old gypsy friends, our Gypsy's brother has reported the goings on to the Federation of Gypsy Justice, who are currently investigating a spate of grated tyre incidents, and with no evidence at all, have decided to arrest our Gypsy's close friend, sister and wife (they don't exactly travel far to look for a female friend), and have taken her away to face Gypsy Justice- caravan style. After a 3 second hearing, in which two words were said ("Yer Mum", if you want to know), they somehow managed to arrive at a conclusion that the gypsy should be punished by torture. After much deliberation, they decided that the only way that they could do this would be to take away the Gypsy’s fags and give her a giant novelty cigarette suite to wear for four whole years. Not only would this stop the gypsy having sex, and creating more delightful little gypsies, it would also mean she would look like a twat, and feel like one too. (Thats the ironic part- how can you make a gypsy look stupid?- they live in a caravan and have sex with their daughters). After six months of gypsy torture, our gypsy has had enough, and had decided to go and pikey some cider from her local offy. (She only lived 10 yards away- one of the reasons she pitched her home where it is). Forgetting that she was wearing a giant cigarette outfit, she tried running out the store wielding 3 litres of White Lightning as a weapon, flailing its contents about with gay abandon. As a result, the Gypsy Court have decided to sentence her to a life of slavery and are currently trying to extradite her to Wisbech where she will feel more at home, and cause less damage, since all that could be broken or daubed with graffiti already is in Wisbech.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I would eat this mug, no hesitation
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
So dope.
Its insane
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye
Just as expected, high quality
I bought the ratty bratty mug. I love it such a STROng message! :)
Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.
Fuck your mugs and your tees
Cup is for a good friend. I haven’t given it to her yet but if she’s excited as I am, she’s gonna love it thanks guys.
good service, delivery time was quick
I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.
Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.
My dad hated it🤣
This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.
Great ordering experience..good quality
8.3 cm diameter? I hardly know her
The day this mug entered my life, my depression was cured, I won the lottery, my dad came back from the dead, and my mum started loving me, motto beg but if you rub the mug 3 times a genie WIll grant you 69 wishes (I wished for more mugs 69 times)
Gift for my niece. She loves it.
I don’t really want to by it but I do like that you can customize it Also I do find find funny nearly all the one star reviews are people say “I want the mug for free”