San Ramon

Moderate to largely populated city located in the east bay of northern California (aprx. 30 miles away from San Francisco). Crime level is extremely low, which in turn leads the popo to become bored out of their asses. They seriously do nothing but hide their badges in the shadows and wait for teenagers driving by and bust them for driving 5 miles over the legal speed limit. California High School is located within the city limits. The only truly awesome teacher is weights teacher Linda. Linda kicks more ass than a toilet with boots. The principal sometimes enjoys coming out at nightime and feeding on the tears of small children. Two raging epidemics have plagued the streets, shops, schools, and homes of San Ramon. They are the growing numbers of emo/scene kids and wiggers. Wiggers are white males who are struggling with a mental disorder that leads them to listen to rap, wear clothes too fucking many sizes bigger than needed, buy expensive fubu, and believe they are straight from the streets. Emo/scene kids are typically males that produce the excuse that they are "in touch" with their feelings in attempt to cover up the fact that they are truly a pussy to the limit. They normally wear tight girl pants, which leads us to believe they have no hint of male genitalia. Most teenagers living in San Ramon complain too much that there is nothing to do and it's "hella" boring. There are actually more than enough ways and things to do that are fun in the big SR. The fast food restaraunt In-N-Out is located off of Crow Canyon as well. House prices are dramatically increasing as well due to the popularity of "outsiders" moving into San Ramon. There are way too many fucking people in San Ramon now!! There use to be many rolling hills, now all there are is the many suburban communities designed so that all the houses are identical and cramped with no originality. Otherwise, San Ramon is a pretty awesome place to live