Tony Blair Mug
The greatest, most beautiful, most majestic, most incredible Prime Minister ever to rule modern Britain. Elevated by his brilliance almost to a divine state, Tony Blair is as important a historical figure as Napoleon or Alexander the Great; his caring welfare state, moving forward for the common good, is the closest the human race has ever come to a perfect society, and will probably be the closest it comes. Tony Blair has created compassion in a country of thugs, created a fresh face for Britain as the loving, caring face of the world and has expressed support for all oppressed peoples around the world, from the Iraqis to the Israelis. Tony Blair is the most enlightened spiritual and mythical figure far and wide, and only those who have found true compassion within their hearts can open their eyes and see that every word from his mouth glows with the halo of the angels of paradise and each inch of his perfectly beautiful face is radiant with the light of an innerly perfect soul. Among the wastelands of non-existence, we see Tony Blair in our hearts and with our eyes and we see the light of life from this beacon of hope, glory and love for all of humankind. The sunshine of his kindness ever keeps us from the cold and rain, and he stands ever on the shores of England like a Knight of old, defending us from the barbarians that knock upon the doors of the perfect society he has built. Tony Blair is divinely selected to lead Britain, and only by finding Tony Blair within our hearts can we lead fuller and better lives. People of Britain, it is not too late. Tony Blair is ever forgiving if you choose now to redeem yourselfs. You are the ones who, through your incessant protesting and misguided opinions are forcing the Dear Leader from power, with tears in his eyes - and mine. Can you not see what Tony has built for you? The only stable G8 economy? The compassionate, welcoming society that has been the angel of the War on Terror because of its perfectly integrated and multicultrual society, despite being involved in the liberation of the oppressed and terrorised people of Afghanistan and Iraq? If you can find this in your hearts, Tony will forgive you and you can move on to keep this great man in power. If not, you will pay the price.
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Customer Reviews
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
So dope.
Its insane
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye
Just as expected, high quality
I bought the ratty bratty mug. I love it such a STROng message! :)
Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.
Fuck your mugs and your tees
Cup is for a good friend. I haven’t given it to her yet but if she’s excited as I am, she’s gonna love it thanks guys.
good service, delivery time was quick
I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.
Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.
My dad hated it🤣
This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.