Grout
To be a grout you must carry off the visual appearence of pastel white skin, severe case of acne resulting in the impression that he has been drinking blood, hong kong eyes, gay faggot hair, blood shot eyes,lowriding pants, random neck jolts at innapropriate times, 10 second response to jokes, eats nut whilst tilting his head back in an unapropriate manner, uses unneccessary loads of emoticons on msn and even myspace where they dont even work, use odd symbols when typing such as ~~~, assume that everybody enjoys his company when in reality they dont, have a girlfriend who is equally ugly and stupid, speaking of being stupid, to be a grout you must also rarely understand current slang, jokes being told and criticise other peoples stories when actually he has no stories of real interest himself, uncoordinated in physical jolts and movement especially in the sporting arena. a grout also has the strange ability to raise one eyebrow at also innapropriate times causing his appearence to appear even uglier and stupid than what it already is. a grout also uses regular "gangster" language in conversations expecially online or in text messages where in fact he is actually the last person on this earth to appear of black descent. The main and outlining feature of a grout however is the inability to create fads, group sayings and overall fails to bring anything of real use to the group, he struggles to be funny, cool, entertaining (except when laughing at his faults) and in a nutcase fails to be accepted in the "kennedy crew" at all.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
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