Harken Mug
Harken is one of 5 Killers in Die of Death. When filled, her speed and damage are increased but her stamina is reduced to 94 until the meter drains back to 10.Harken is a giant mechanical-looking yellow construct with long limbs, uniquely being much taller than the Civilians and other Killers. Her head has a large closed eye in the middle of her face and two metal pins to the left and right, with another one appearing to serve as her neck. Her torso is shaped very strangely, with the bottom right being cut off and the left of her torso being somewhat curved down to the right (when looking forward).When Enraged, her eye opens, revealing it to be a green eye with a black line splitting it down the middle. Harken's head also splits into three, with it being cut downwards to the right. R: Immolate Harken manifests a light javelin and impales herself, gaining its energy and dealing 80 damage to herself, and an additional 20 damage from bleeding. From using Immolate, Harken generates 15 noise for her Noise Meter, and while Harken's bleeding, she has a significant boost to her speed. Harken is unable to use Immolate while Enraged. Cooldown: 35 seconds Harken is made of Sand/Sandstone, Harken can turn into glass, and its very painful during the process.
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Customer Reviews
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
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I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.