prasham

Widely believed to be a combination of proud+ashamed. That is in fact, not the case. A Prasham is anything but proud of himself. Things a Prasham is not: 1). White 2). Lover of pork 3). Real Madrid fan Things a Prasham is: 1). Lover of chicken 2). Husband/dad of two loving scooters 3). A 70/30 composition of Monster™ / actual human paste Hobbies of a Prasham: 1). Confederate karate 2). DJ-ing in the local OPD 3). Window-shopping Windows at an Apple store A Prasham, without exception, is always descended from a Prasham father and a Prasham mother. FAQs: Q. If I eat a Prasham, will he eat me back? A. No, a Prasham is incapable of expressing love as such. Q. Were Prasham's first words really "What's the Wi-Fi password in here?" A. No, but he has allegedly been quoted asking for suppositories to be "shoved up my stunted ass". Q. Does a Prasham grow his own underwear in December? A. No, but the Prasham wardrobe malfunction was the reason Google introduced image searches in 2001. Quotes by Prasham: "Republican marriages sound awesome until you google them" "On one hand, I feel great. On the other hand, I have five fingers." "If your girlfriend starts smoking, slow down and use lubricant." References to Prasham in pop culture: "You're gonna need a bigger boat"-Jaws (1975), describing an aquatic Prasham. "Say my name"-Breaking Bad (2008), a scene where the titular protagonist forgets his own name. "I am your father"-unknown TV show (dated).