Beck Yates Mug
Beck Yates noun /beck yayts/ A walking red flag wrapped in a mullet and bad decisions. Often described as “6’4 of why,” Beck Yates is the human version of stepping in something wet while wearing socks. He doesn’t walk—he stomps—because subtlety isn’t an option when your feet are built like clown shoes and your nose could cut glass. Known to communicate in screeches, grunts, and unsolicited comments about your “aura,” Beck somehow radiates both gym bro energy and lost substitute teacher vibes. He’s got the fashion sense of a kid who lost a bet at Tractor Supply Co. and the dietary habits of a raccoon with a protein goal. Attempts to grow a mustache have been ongoing since the dawn of time, with results best described as “legally invisible.” Has strong opinions about chalk that no one asked for, and carries himself like the main character in a movie no one would watch twice. If you hear guitar shredding in the distance and catch the faint scent of motor oil and chicken rice, it's already too late. You've entered the Beck Zone™.
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Customer Reviews
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!