Hantengu Mug
Former Upper Moon 4 of the Twelve Kizuki in the Japanese animated series 'Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba'. Official backstory states Hantengu had been a liar and a thief since he was a child and had a mind that twisted facts and interpretations to suit himself. He had a victim complex and tried to make everyone around him look bad in order to gain sympathy. Because Hantengu kept changing his name, age and background so quickly, he no longer knew his true self. He married and had children several times but whenever accused of falsehoods and dishonesty, he felt mistreated and would kill his wife and children in a rage. Before being "saved" by Muzan Kibutsuji, Hantengu was arrested and ordered to be beheaded after getting caught for murder and theft. The delusional Hantengu went as far as to blame his own hands for committing the crimes. In appearance, Hantengu was a short, frail man who looked to be about eighty-seven years old. He was often sniveling, crouching and cowering in fear. As a human he had miniscule black irises, receding hairline with wavy black hair and gaunt. His demon self looked nearly identical to his human, with the addition of glowing red sclera, miniscule yellow irises that contained "Upper Four" in kanji in place of pupils, two curved horns and purple discoloration on his forehead. The word "fear" in kanji was etched on his tongue and he wore a split-tone geometric kimono. Hantengu believed that there was no one in this world more pitiful than himself.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.