Khoi
Khoi is the love of your life. She’s not your girlfriend or anything. She’s even better. She’s a best friend. A sister. You haven’t known her for long. She’s the person you think of when listening to love songs even though you’re not dating her. She’s the person that wipes your tears during a tough breakup or any minor problem. Khoi has a lot of problems of her own that you don’t think she shares. You know she has them. But she puts them aside for you. There’s not a call from you she won’t answer. You wish she’d come to you more when she’s having a rough day. She doesn’t wanna burden you by complaining about things she thinks are mundane but you’re fine with it. Whether it’s the smallest ick or the biggest problem in the world. You wouldn’t mind listening because she listens to you. Khoi sells herself short. She doesn’t think she’s pretty. She doesn’t think she’s good at much. But you think otherwise. She’s gorgeous. She’s amazing at what she does. You’re so proud of her. She’s grown so much since you met. You tell her everything. Sure you think you overshare quite a bit sometimes but she doesn’t mind. You love her really. For everything. You love her. You love the jokes you can make with her. You love the way she can make you laugh. You love the way she can spend so much time with you. You love the way she’s never bored talking to you. You love her. She’s the best person in the world to you. You couldn’t ask for anyone better than Khoi. You thank your lucky stars for Khoi.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday

it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again

First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .
The mug I ordered was exactly as described on the site. The shipping was fast as well. I will buy from these people again.
Cute mug, arrived promptly in great condition. I like how you can choose background color & change wording. Will feel cheerful when drinking my coffee in this :)
Heavenly Mug This mug has been sent from the heavens. I'm too broke to buy it. But one day... I will. I will be mugged, dammit!
Why am I here? I don't know how I got here, but I can't stop writing weird things on the cup...😅 Help me. I have a test to study for. A family. Also, if I wasn't broke I would buy 10,000 of these mugs. They look highly entertaining. Love this website, and I probably will fail the test. 🙃
I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.
Item came on time as promised
Came within a week and it's exactly what I ordered, my friend will love it!
Sus cup I bought the sus mug for the sus king Daequan
Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.
My mug came in broken but Urban Dictionary replaced it at no extra charge!
Excellent mug excellent service
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