William Mug
Unlike William Shakespear, regular William is not very smart or intellectual. He's probably acoustic and more than likely not very popular (he thinks everyone likes him tho) He gets on everyones nerves, and i mean everyones, he might have one or two friends, but i doubt they actually enjoy being around him. He can be funny sometimes, but most of the time he's gonna be the only laughing at his joke (the rest is laughing cause of how stupid it sounds) William's either got Acne, Bacne, Blackheads, enlarged pores or all 4. He's probably not the most hygienic person ever, although that might be cause he's a teenage boy, i'll give him that. In all likelyness he's HIGHLY immature and doesn't want to admit that he gets no bitches. The only woman in his life is his mother, who assures him he's all she's ever wanted, when in reality she probably wanted a daughter or a dog. He's loud asf and never shuts his damn mouth unless he's concentrated on some bird outside or something, dirty fucking animal - him not the bird I guess he can be nice sometimes tho
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.