Nezzie
Dirty Malaysian ho with Daddy issues, the Nezzie prefers to seduce her prey through horizontal moaning. Always seeking approval despite being talented and not ugly. She inevitably consumes her lovers through passionate debate. A Nezzie has never lost an argument. Lover of enemas and pussy, whether it be cats or clitoris. She has a massive spiritual cock though, so be warned you lil dick mofuckas. Approach the nezzie with caution. The ones with red hair are extra hot but extremely venomous. Symptoms start with nausea and constipation followed by a desire to create art at random at night. The victim will die of obsession unless they meet the love of their life. Nezzies stalk their prey and proceed to never let them go and throw them against the wall. Their hair makes them look bigger than they truly are. Nezzie are known to sniff bicycles seats, unless told otherwise. Nezzies don't kill their partner after mating but drive them insane forcing them to love buzz headed blonde slags who think they're so hot. Nezzies have the most beautiful hair and outshine all dem hos. They suffocate their enemies via big pink clouds of BO before fading away into the ether. Nezzies are elusive creatures and one has never been captured despite many attempts. Encounters with Nezzies typically result in love followed by slow painful death.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3
I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
The mug , color and saying are perfect! PMEO is what I say at work everyday. It has become a favorite saying for my coworkers when things go haywire!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
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