Limores FC Mug
Limores FC is a 3-year-old football club, founded in 2021. A club that struggle greatly in the competition of football in all 5 divisions, only reaching Elite divison once. They have only a few trophies, no where near as many as Makers FC, their rival club. Limores FC is recognized by their bright green home kit and decent fans who travel with them on away days. The club has come a long way in a short time, although, due to a lot of inside complication from the board, lack consistency and toxicity, they are incapable of making it far in the sport. They consist of 10 main players, Krishina Hermida, the engine in midfield who only knows how to ask for the ball, but at least he knows what to do with it; Lapongo, a vital player when she's in form, but a cry baby when not; then you have Noelia Jimenez, a player who seldumly plays but is consistant; Chicken Cairns, transfered from the rivals Makers FC, the prolific striker who carries the team; you also have Mataleon, used to be the best player on the team, scoring goal after goal, but now replaced by the almighty Chicken Cairns; Ángel Villar, another quiet player but is ok when he wants to be; Corvus Clan, newly joined memeber who knows how to play but forgot he has fingers; then you have Marrerrito Martinez, straight up bad; Tito Villaseco, the icon of the team; Tay Wingston, best winger the game has ever seen.
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Customer Reviews
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.