You're Mine song Mug
Hi, I'm Baldi! Nice to meet ya Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia Book's your game? Just shout my name When you let me use my whip So that's one book right but you're all wrong You haven't even let me use my thong While I sing you this song, it goes, "Ding-dong" Like the door I open on you Here's a tip, abandon ship Or you're gonna see me campfire willy Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Welcome to my hooker palace) Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Please don't leave, I have no friends) Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Let's go camping, let me touch ya) Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Haha, I tied you up) Every boy and girl, come dance around Let's get an orgy started Get the Bully's fists and the skipping rope We'll fill your asshole with it Gonna make it rain Coca-Cola Gonna send you right back to detention Pay attention to my dick's ascension Sixteen bits of dodgy tension You cry, I just hit harder You're wrong, I'll speed up faster I rigged this for my pleasure In this classroom, I'm the master Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh I'm gonna make you scared of me Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh You're my ecstasy (insert the rest of the lyrics)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I just LOVE this woosan mug! Amazing quality
Looked great and delivered fast.
Great product
What a hoot. On my kitchen counter. Of course. Any publicity, right? Still liberal. Leeza
My friend loves his gift coffee mug!
urban dictionary is my personal lifeline to the divine, thank you for selling me a $35 coffee cup that I gave to friend, bought another and gave that another friend. Likely asking, rather in need of, a six or more discount code, for six or more gifts to friends! Xoxo
just been amazed by the name actualy my real name that is on the birth certificate is BILLIAM ...thanks for using my name on great good things i would just wish to come and visit and if possible work der thank you
My friend was going through a tough time and this mug really cheered her up! It was the perfect gift.
Mug is of excellent quality. So funny! My daughter will love it!
Got it as expected. I love how UrbanDictionary store kept in contact with me as the order progressed. Thanks for a great experience and I look forward to getting more mugs LIKE this.
Loved it!
My 4th cup purchase just love them
He loved the mug!
The cup is very nicely designed
Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.
Great mug. Super customer service!
Love their products. Have bought numerous mugs. Buy 'em.
If you buy these mugs. You are a giga chad
They managed to squeeze the (edited down) definition onto the side of the mug in its entirety, so no complaints! Was worried it was going to cut off in the middle of a word or something.
The definition really makes it