You're Mine song Mug
Hi, I'm Baldi! Nice to meet ya Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia Book's your game? Just shout my name When you let me use my whip So that's one book right but you're all wrong You haven't even let me use my thong While I sing you this song, it goes, "Ding-dong" Like the door I open on you Here's a tip, abandon ship Or you're gonna see me campfire willy Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Welcome to my hooker palace) Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Please don't leave, I have no friends) Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Let's go camping, let me touch ya) Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Haha, I tied you up) Every boy and girl, come dance around Let's get an orgy started Get the Bully's fists and the skipping rope We'll fill your asshole with it Gonna make it rain Coca-Cola Gonna send you right back to detention Pay attention to my dick's ascension Sixteen bits of dodgy tension You cry, I just hit harder You're wrong, I'll speed up faster I rigged this for my pleasure In this classroom, I'm the master Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh I'm gonna make you scared of me Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh You're my ecstasy (insert the rest of the lyrics)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Why?! I can't stop doing lewd things to this mug, it keeps on telling me to stop but I respond with hitting it. PLEASE HELP ME! 😭😭
I've discovered a game-changer for my morning coffee ritual: the Largebog ceramic mug. This mug isn't just another piece of kitchenware; it's a masterpiece that elevates the entire coffee experience. Firstly, the design is stunning yet understated. Its sleek, minimalist look fits perfectly in any kitchen or office setting. The matte finish not only feels luxurious but also ensures a secure grip, making those early mornings a little easier to handle. What truly sets this mug apart, though, is its functionality. The ceramic material retains heat exceptionally well, keeping my coffee piping hot for much longer than other mugs I've owned. No more rushing to finish my brew before it gets cold! Another standout feature is its generous size. Whether I'm craving a quick espresso shot or a hearty mug of Americano, there's ample room to indulge without constantly refilling. Plus, the wide, sturdy handle makes it comfortable to hold, even when my hands are still groggy from sleep. Cleaning is a breeze, too. The smooth surface doesn't stain easily and is dishwasher-safe, which is a lifesaver during busy mornings. Overall, the Largebog ceramic mug has become an essential part of my daily routine. It combines style with functionality flawlessly, making every sip of coffee a delight. If you're looking to upgrade your morning brew experience, I can't recommend this mug enough.
cure my depression really good i love it. also my dog cant stop doing things to it.
Easy to order and customize. Very tough, solid, and well-made. Nice and hefty in the hand.
I just LOVE this woosan mug! Amazing quality
Looked great and delivered fast.
Great product
What a hoot. On my kitchen counter. Of course. Any publicity, right? Still liberal. Leeza
My friend loves his gift coffee mug!
urban dictionary is my personal lifeline to the divine, thank you for selling me a $35 coffee cup that I gave to friend, bought another and gave that another friend. Likely asking, rather in need of, a six or more discount code, for six or more gifts to friends! Xoxo
just been amazed by the name actualy my real name that is on the birth certificate is BILLIAM ...thanks for using my name on great good things i would just wish to come and visit and if possible work der thank you
My friend was going through a tough time and this mug really cheered her up! It was the perfect gift.
Mug is of excellent quality. So funny! My daughter will love it!
Got it as expected. I love how UrbanDictionary store kept in contact with me as the order progressed. Thanks for a great experience and I look forward to getting more mugs LIKE this.
Loved it!
My 4th cup purchase just love them
He loved the mug!
The cup is very nicely designed
Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.
Great mug. Super customer service!