Sex story
My name is Emily, im 16 and my boyfriend was 17. I usually hang out with him after school. One day, he was acting strange. He seemed to feel an awkward way. I asked him "Are you okay?" Before looking down and seeing his erection. I didn't want him to notice I saw, so I quickly went and said I was going to use the bathroom. I was questioning "why is he hard? Is it from another girl? He doesn't usually act like this..." And as I was questioning, he came in. "I'm sorry Emily, but I can't take it anymore... I.. want something more than a romantic relationship." I started blushing and he saw it. I guided him to my bedroom. I shortly zipped down his clothes, and so did he. "We're so close to eachother while being naked, hehe!" I said. "Perhaps enjoy what you see?" And he replied to me deviously with "Yeah... your breasts are huge. " cutely, "I know a way you could feast on them." I said, while I massage him with my breasts. He moaned a lot. Shortly, he pinned me to a wall, fully naked. He started slowly, putting the tip in first. Then shortly the full thing. He repeated this until He reached a point "Eh...Emily?" he said "I'm not wearing a condom." I said "That's okay, as long as you pull it out at the right time." He started going faster and he said he was going to cum. "Pull ouhh... Phull ouhhh..." I couldn't speak properly. "Oh honey,
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
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Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
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Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
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