SassyChiaPet
The art of being the worst possible video game player in all of the entire world imaginable. In order to achieve this you have to suck so much balls you become a scrotum yourself. It also requires having severe autism and the awareness of a diced pineapple in any situation found slightly stressful. This person makes you want to jump onto a pile of rusty nails when you have to play on a team with them in a video game. They make you actually lose brain cells whilst attempting to win with them due to the severity of the number of chromosomes that disappear once they start to play. This person makes you want to bang your head into a titanium wall over and over again when spectating them or relying on them to clutch for the team since they have an iq of -67 and the reaction time of Helen Adams Keller. This player is comparable to an Unsophisticated gopher and most likely is sitting behind their screen butt ass naked, lubed up with buttermilk ranch with a double xl silver supreme butt plug in their ass all whilst playing on a potato of an xbox, with their little brother rubbing their nipples with latex gloves as they gain a raging boner and proceed to lose on purpose to get off the game and pipe their poor dog.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.
Item came on time as promised
Came within a week and it's exactly what I ordered, my friend will love it!
Sus cup I bought the sus mug for the sus king Daequan
Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.
My mug came in broken but Urban Dictionary replaced it at no extra charge!
Excellent mug excellent service
this is the best for coffee and hot coco especially if you make the hot coco in it then pour it on your significant other and do body shots 😋🥱

I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3

I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
The mug , color and saying are perfect! PMEO is what I say at work everyday. It has become a favorite saying for my coworkers when things go haywire!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
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