Emork Mug
Emork is a title bestowed upon a person of great emoness and amazingness. The origins of this title are not exactly clear, but the word itself is composed of the word “emo” and the name “Mark” (as in the Gospel of Mark). The current instated Emorks are lovely people and are usually very clueless. They are very trusting and have your back no matter what. Emorks are incredibly and unnaturally tall but will deny it when someone mentions their height. They are not very sporty but rather very clumsy but at the same time, very sneaky. Emork enjoys hairflips possibly even more than Loki (from the Marvel show Loki) himself. When Emork smiles, you will not only be enlightened, but you will also feel scared as he unleashes his true power. Emork is a goofy person and will giggle (and possibly kick their feet) at any joke made whether it's funny or not. Emorks are rich bitches that enjoy math, technology, robotics and listening to classical music like a nerd. Emorks are about as smooth as a bag of gravel when it comes to romance, unless being incredibly gay with “friends”. Emork is either traumatized or observant as a fucking piece of broccoli, as when stalked very poorly, he does not notice. Emorks are in denial about many things, so tread carefully, as they will be in denial about their gayness, emoness, and height. Emork controls light and is worshipped in the religion of Emorkanism. Emorks are great people and a very sPeCiAl fRiEnD (mmm).
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I bought the ratty bratty mug. I love it such a STROng message! :)
Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.
Fuck your mugs and your tees
Cup is for a good friend. I haven’t given it to her yet but if she’s excited as I am, she’s gonna love it thanks guys.
good service, delivery time was quick
I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.
Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.
My dad hated it🤣
This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.
Great ordering experience..good quality
8.3 cm diameter? I hardly know her
The day this mug entered my life, my depression was cured, I won the lottery, my dad came back from the dead, and my mum started loving me, motto beg but if you rub the mug 3 times a genie WIll grant you 69 wishes (I wished for more mugs 69 times)
Gift for my niece. She loves it.
I don’t really want to by it but I do like that you can customize it Also I do find find funny nearly all the one star reviews are people say “I want the mug for free”
i tried to break this shit mug but died got reincarnated came back to life and this shitty mug was still there
How many ounces does it hold? I don’t know ask him. HIM!HIM! Fuck him! It’s catchy
Great experience with the Urban Dictionary and ordering my mug. Any concerns that were related to them were received promptly. Overall, it was a great experience
i love this mug its not a mistake ITS A MASTERPIECE
Describes my classmate in school, perfect
I love the cup and I’m certain I’ll be checking with you guys in the future..