Asians taking a lie detector test Mug
POV: ur asian taking a lie detector test Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today." Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?" Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail." Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?" Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?" Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!" Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble." Dad: "Ok, good boy." Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied." Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!" Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops." Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?" Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all." Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?" Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
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I got morb’d
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Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
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It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.