Ahlailah Mug
Ahlailah means of more reasonable mind. A better version of any and everything. a girl who minds her business nd gets hype asf round people she fucks wit. a funny typa weird, pretty as helll, has amazing music taste, can’t see for shit, lovesyy peaches, and blocks people on a daily. She’ll keep it 95% wit u just cuz she cares. She’s cool nd chill when she wants to be but when she don’t like yo ass you’ll know cuz she WILL tell you and let you know. She’ll side eye tha fuck outta you. She doesn’t take no for an answer unless it’s logical. When she sees or finds something or someone she likes she’ll obsess over them or it. She overthinks. If she feels like she’s in wanted you will never hear from her again UNLESS you make it known to that you like her just as much as she likes you. She’s the type of friend to always hype you up and tell you that you’re gorgeous. She is a free spirit with a partly old soul. Her vibe, soul, mind, and heart is one of a kind. Once you fumble you won’t be able to bag ever again. She keeps to her self and only cries when she feels it’s needed. She’ll make you feel complete and draw your attention wherever she goes. Her eyes, smile, eyebrows and soft skin will draw you In but her as a whole will trap you. Now her head might be big but he booty bigger🤭.
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Customer Reviews
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.