Arsenius
Arsenius is the name of an incredibly smart and talented person who is extremely magical and whimsical and excels at everything they do. An Arsenius is kind, generous, humble and thoughtful, and is also extremely funny and always has a good joke to share. Arsenius has a bit of a secret however, they are secretly an extremely powerful wizard who is probably thousands of years old. You can find them reading grimoires and practicing spells, or brewing potions over a bubbling cauldron. Arsenius most likely has a cat as a familiar, who will whisper strange, cryptic chants in your ears in you get close. If you find Arsenius out in the wild, they are going to be adorned with trinkets and treasures and you can always hear them coming because they will jingle like Christmas bells as they walk. Their robe will trail behind them elegantly, and their hat will droop mystically. Their staff will glow mysteriously, and their spectacles allow them to see people’s deepest secrets. Never get on the bad side of an Arsenius. They will curse you and turn you into a little mouse to feed to their cat. However, their weakness is that Arsenius cannot ever be taller than 5 feet. Use this to your advantage if you ever find yourself in the disapproval of one.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
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gave it to my mom, she was proud. (shes dead)
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