Jississipi Mug
Jississippi is a name for a boy similar to Mississippi but with a J. His name starts with J and rhymes with one of the 50 states of America. This name is usually given to young infant males, but will sometimes show up in a dog. Jississippi’s personality traits are unique, as his favorite hobbies are solving rubix cubes and climbing into your air vents. If he is your friend, he will make sure that you are safe every single night and sneak into your walls to hear you breathing. If you change your schedule, you mind find a surprise visit from him. Jississipi really likes swedish fish, and travels every single monday to eat his swedish fish straight from sweden. He lives in Florida, but you will always catch him wearing gigantic sweaters in over 90 degree heat. This is so you don’t see his arms. His arms are unusually long and can stretch however long he wants them to. This helps for collecting fragile children in the night. Other than his weird hobbies, Jississipi is a very nice guy and loves to have a good time. Invite him over soon. His best friend is Jashington, another creepy but nice guy.
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Customer Reviews
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
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Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation
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So dope.
Its insane