Divinism Mug
When Ellie was born, she was born with a special power. She could surely destroy earth. She had no idea how. As she grew older, she started to realize what she was doing, she became scared. She didn't know what to do. One day, she met the Divine Empire. They told Ellie that they can help her fix earth. She decided to trust them. The Divine empire helped Ellie fix earth. They shown her how to control her powers, and they helped her fix the things she destroyed. Thanks to the Divine Empire, Ellie was able to fix earth. She could save the planet, and she was able to make it a better place. She wasn't sure how it happened, but she knew that she had to use her powers for good. She joined the Shanteller Empire, not being aware. Ellie was happy to help, and she quickly became one of the most powerful members. One day, the Shanteller empire decided to attack Earth. Ellie didn't want to destroy her home planet, but she knew that she had to fight. She fought bravely in the battle. Ellie was heartbroken, but she knew that she had to do her fight. She had used Divine powers she had. Ellie was a god. But one day she visited earth. On arrival, she found that cities were destroyed, and the things were either dead or dying. Ellie was shocked at the sight. With her powers, Ellie saved earth. She made a deal with the Divine Empire: in return for her help, they would save the earth and its people. From that day, Ellie and the Divine Empire were known as the gods of peace.
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Customer Reviews
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!