subway sexists
I am a registered sex offender I stuck my dick into a blender Your mom is a transgender I am a professional nude sender You know that I be dominating My cock and balls are rotating Ice on my wrist, I could go skating Between thick thighs, I'm suffocating I have a huge fucking cock I nut inside my sock I walk around in crocs While my dick is harder than a rock I fuck bitches in school Cause you know I'm fucking cool I jump inside my pool I take a hit from my Juul I don't actually smoke But I make your bitch choke Once I gave someone a stroke My cock is hard like oak You know I'm dropping fire You can sing my songs in the choir They call me Quagmire No, they don't, but at least it rhymes Ayy Alright everyone sing along for this next part I nutted inside your mom Yeah I nutted inside your mom Wooh Alright, here we go Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay You know I love being a sexist I eat pussy for breakfast Ice on my necklace I had sex with my dentist My fanbase is getting bigger Your hoe is a gold digger I wear Tommy Hilfiger While I pull on the trigger Woah, woah, woah, that was risky My bitch just turned 60 She knows my cum is sticky But her pussy is squeaky like mickey My lines are hotter than the stars When I'm dropping these crazy bars My cum has filled jars And stained so many cars Ay Your mom is a hoe Yeah
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
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