Cages Mug
Yeah, this is going to be like a whole cage series thing. God "... And aren't you cute? Yesh you are! Oh yesh you are! Hujabuja!" Lucifer "What in the hell are you... WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE!?" 😱 God "Yeah! This orb got some montsers on it dawg! It pretty good!" 😁 Lucifer "How in the hell did this HAPPEN!?" God "Well, there were a bunch of these, like, algae type things and they, like, hyper-oxidized the atmosphere and then there were a bunch of single celled organisms." Lucifer 😑 Single celled organisms?.... Like a sperms?..." God 😳 "What!? Um, er... Nowhywouldyousaythat!? They aren't a... sperms!" Lucifer 😨 "UGH AW FUCK YOU FUCKED IT YOU BASTARD! YOU FUCKED THE ORBS!" God "Nonononononono! I... They just... Appeared! Look at em. They're turning into stuff." Lucifer "What is WRONG with you!? What is this!? What IS that!?" God "Oh, yeah... It's like a teeth monster... It floats around in the goo and it, like, munches stuff, man... It's pretty sick." Lucifer "What does it munch? What does it DO? and what about the rest of them?" God "Um... Well... They're all basically teeth monsters and what they do is.... Um... eat... each other..." Lucifer ".......... Say that again..." God "They eat each other...." Lucifer "Oh, man! That's... That is... WOW man.... And that's it? They just... Eat each other?" God "Well... Yeah I mean... What else are they going to do? Make a bunch of orbs?"
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.