Alexis Mug
She is. The most precious. And sexy of. All humans. Her smile is. Simply. Bliss. And. You can wake up to. Her wet pussy in the. Morning. Because. She engulfed herself in your love She is out of line but right on time always she is. Out of her. Mind but. Wrong she is . Never……. Always hussling up the. Answers and the. Money .. her sweet. Voice. Will take you. Away to. Heaven and. Her. Body is. Goddess like. Her. Aura is. Kinda like. … hey I’m That bitch.so stay away from her if you don’t want your ass whooped….. she can. Make anyone smile by. Squinting for her glasses. And. When she sees you. It’s. On. Unless told. Not to. She will do. And even then won’t listen. …. She’s the most. Amazing girl. Anyone can. Encounter. So stay. Far away. Because she’s mine .. her heart is pure and. Intentions.are A mystery. She makes. Sense. And. Has an addiction. To. All things. Sketchy. But. She always stays fu** ni**a free Shame She’s taken.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.