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so you creepy people out there my bf made this for me and I wanted to see if anyone would like it. to get the rest of the story click on my name :) I start off by kissing you so gently and romantically by only kissing your lips. Pulling you close me, making you want me. After 4 minutes I start to get a little rougher when kissing you, putting in a little bit more tongue, digging my finger tips into your spine. My hand going under your shirt unclipping your bra trying to make it as romantic and sensational as possible. As I unclip your bra you're slowly taking off my belt. I pull your shirt off touching and squeezing your boobs and lightly pinching your nipples. While I do, you help me take my shirt off. I pull my belt out and I lay you down on top of my new bed and put myself over you. I pin your arms above your head kissing you from your head to your lips then to your breast. then back up to your lips again. I stop for a second while I cuff your hands to the top of the post on my bed making sure you can't stop what I do to you. As your cuffed up shirtless boobs just hanging out in front of me. I have no shirt on, standing up looking at you all helpless laying half naked. I think about how you would look fully naked. I go in to kiss you more and more on your lips, boobs, nipples and lower. Not under your pants yet.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
It was hilarious and I loved it
bloody fantastic. yes you found a real review that isn't from a bot!
So funny and fun to share. Great gift
I have a persona/troll character on Roblox named: HaunCoolGamer, I bought this bc the actual definition of Haun totally fits Haun's brand.😎 10/10: Very epic.
sicko mode mug bought this, great mug. would recommend to friends
Good quality, not cheesy.
It’s an awesome mug
it's great get it with the definition of your b and make it cuteee
Great as punctuation to an inside joke. Very expensive for a coffee cup.
Excellent communication. Prompt service. Quality product.
my friend loves funky monkey mug
Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.
¡Soy profesora de español y lo voy a usar en mi clase en la universidad!
I wish the text on the back wasn’t so small—if I had to order it over again I would’ve inquired as to whether the words could be enlarged so it filled up more of the “white space” on the back
You guys are fantastic! Will continue to do business with you. Thank you so very much.
Now I have a UD mug! Good quality, nice printing, great definition!
Your company did an excellent job with our order. The beautiful mug with our son's word and definitions arrived in perfect shape, thanks to your outstanding box design! I have never seen a box so cleverly made. I cannot bring myself to recycle it;). The mug will be enjoyed for years to come. Many Thanks, Deborah Crosley Holland and Michael Holland
Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!
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