guido

1) From the Italian Verb - Guidare - to drive 2) Conjegation of italian word *to drive* meaning I drive...Io guido 3) A Name represanting Gill in Italian. Male name 3) A sterotypical version of the italian american. Guidos are supposedly all italian when They have never been to the country in there entire life. They presumme that they are "the ####, gee" when they look like "####..gee?" Guidos 1) Are Italian American residing predominatly in New York or New Jersey. 2)Cannot speak proper english and immitate a terriable new york accent ( I am a New Yorker from the Bronx and I don't talk like that!!!) 3) Most likely have never been to Italy. And if they have, have most likely been to the South ( such as Palermo and Calabria) 4) Believe they know everything about italy when they dont!.( and if you are a guido going "pfff!" at this...then tell me, who is Coismo di Medici...and Petrarco? ) 5) Think they can speak Italian when all they know are words from their grandmother ( a.k.a La Nonna) who came from south italy and speaks a regional dialect. ( If you are a guido and still denying it.....alhora, dimmi che cosa dico adesso é voglio vedere che cosa scriverái....eh? cosa vuoi dirmi?? Solo "talia la peciuota??" col tuo dialetto schifoso siciliano??? BAAAA! ) 6) Think People in Italy act the way they act...hell no! They are very cultured!!!! And I am proud to say that I grew up under that influence and not some "yo, look at me lets hit the club" 7) Only where Armani Exchange......psssssh! Please, Bitch, I wear Dolce and Gabbana, Prada, Kenneth Cole and Christian Dior.....you couldn't match me with your false "bella figura" 9) sorry for getting off up there but back to what guidos are.... 10)Make fun of homos....and for your information my dear guido...10% of Italy is GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! 11)Are born and raised Catholic...nothing against it...I'm catholic and italy is 98% Catholic......but Guidos only go to church during Easter and Christmas..... 12) Think all italy is about the mafia....ummmm...for your information.....italy has gotten rid of the mafia ages ago...where's your brain?? Surely not on italy's new semi communist leader Brodi (GASP!) 13) Think Sicily is another country...DUMB ASS! It's a province of Italy!!!!!!!!! 14) Can't dress formally...buttoned up shirts that are half open...dear sweet god NO! Do me a favor and go look at GQ......see how REAL Italians dress (a.k.a ...MILANESE look!) 15)Listen only to techno,....well so do I, but they Only listen to it...and italian singers like Nek and Laura Pausini...which is nice...but they have no idea what they are saying...lol 16) Think Italian food is just pasta with mussels and meat balls....yo! Ever heard of Odori or Pesto??? 17) Give annoying names like sal for Salvatore and Frankie for Franceso and Jonny for Gianlucca....uffa! 18) If they actually went to italy, they would be considered gay,......NO JOKE! 19) Assume they respect women but really only #### themmm,....yes...####..and they are usually guidettes... 20) Guidettes are noisey spolied bitches in high heeled books, ambercromie jeans and a/x shirts...and have WAAAAAYYY too much make up on them...their hair is also extremly straight and highlighted. 20) If they went to italy...they'd be ######...again...no joke! 21) Make fun of art, theatre, and poetry because it's "gay"...bitch...ITALIANS INVENTED THAT "GAY" STUFF!! 22)Think French is gay.......Italy is partners with France in europe....they are considered twins...so if you call france gay...you say italy is gay...."capisce?" 23) STOP SAYING CAPISCE!! It is pronounced and grammatically incorrect!....It's "capisci?" for you and "Hai capito?" for past tense....uffa! 24) Drive BMWs....Italians actually drive Smart Cars and I have been to italy about 7 times and have never seen an ferrari!!! 25) BMWs are German for your information...lol 26)Gel their hair waaaayyyy to much 27) Metro sexuals, but italians natrually are so props for that.... 28) Think the Godfather and good fellas are italian classics......umm...no...that would be, La vita é bella and Remember me my love, Malena, The Last Kiss.....go watch those and see how italians really are 29) Italians from ITALY..are metrosexual, but keep it under control. Wear name brands but also know how to make wal mart look good...almost all of them speak french or german....drink espresso and green tea....listen to punk....are scholarly...a.k.a geeky for you...go to theatres.....read and write poetry.......READ BOOKS!!! and no not hary potter...I mean books like The new life by dante!!! 30) Guidos make fun of other races...not all of them,,,,but some...Italians do not and enjoy learning about others and practicing them Now, I am Half Italian Half Dominican but grew up going to Italy and beng Raised italian. My mother comes from Genova ( in the north italy but her family is from the south in Naples) I grew up with the life style of an actual italian and not an italian american and when I look at guidos, it is sad that they are so limited of true knowledge of italy is...guido is a stero type...dont follow it...strive to be different. If you are proud to be italian, dont put a flag on ur car...read DANTE and there goes your pride...!!