Skinny dipping
Swimming nude. Charlie and Trevor set their bags down on a rock overlooking a clear lake. “Fuck, I’m really sweaty now,” said Trevor. “Same,” said Charlie, “we could cool down in the lake.” “I don’t have trunks.” “All good, just strip. I don’t care.” Trevor looked up to see Charlie peeling off his tight boxers, revealing a limp 5 inch dick. Under the water, Trevor’s arm brushed against the shaft, and he felt it harden. Rising to the surface, Trevor floated on his back, closing his eyes and relaxing. Suddenly, he felt a hand on his ass, groping and fingering his hole. He let out a soft gasp as he looked at Charlie. Following his gaze, he looked to his own crotch and saw that his full 7 inches were standing at attention. “Like what you see?” Trevor whispered seductively. Trevor guided Charlie’s hand to the base of his cock, and began pumping it up and down. Charlie pressed his lips onto Trevor’s, tongue exploring. It was too much for Trevor, with the passionate kiss, Charlie’s soft hand on his cock and his finger in his ass. Trevor began moaning louder. Charlie grinned, and shyly licked the tip of Trevor’s dick. Trevor whimpered, wanting more. He bucked his hips, but it was a bit hard considering he was floating in water. Charlie began going in farther until his nose was resting in Trevor’s pubes. He began bobbing up and down, faster. Trevor let out a scream of pleasure, and let out a load into Charlie’s mouth. Charlie swallowed it all.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday

it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again

First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .
The mug I ordered was exactly as described on the site. The shipping was fast as well. I will buy from these people again.
Cute mug, arrived promptly in great condition. I like how you can choose background color & change wording. Will feel cheerful when drinking my coffee in this :)
Heavenly Mug This mug has been sent from the heavens. I'm too broke to buy it. But one day... I will. I will be mugged, dammit!
Why am I here? I don't know how I got here, but I can't stop writing weird things on the cup...😅 Help me. I have a test to study for. A family. Also, if I wasn't broke I would buy 10,000 of these mugs. They look highly entertaining. Love this website, and I probably will fail the test. 🙃
I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.
Item came on time as promised
Came within a week and it's exactly what I ordered, my friend will love it!
Sus cup I bought the sus mug for the sus king Daequan
Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.
My mug came in broken but Urban Dictionary replaced it at no extra charge!
Excellent mug excellent service
this is the best for coffee and hot coco especially if you make the hot coco in it then pour it on your significant other and do body shots 😋🥱
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