Killingworth
A small town in Connecticut...not quite on the shoreline, but not so much inland. Known for being extremely white, and white collar. Known for a few instances of teacher molestation on students. And the a few instances of white collar crime. In addition kids that attend the regional school district of Haddam-Killingworth (HK) are known to do past times such as smoking massive amounts of marijuana on the way to school, on the way from school, during lunch breaks, before practices, and before games. Weekends are filled with bonfires with plentiful amounts of marijuana, forties, and massive amounts of pabst blue ribbon. We use Haddam-Meadows to drag race, and sit there at night and do what we "do best". Our town is full of stoners, those who are too rich for their own good, but the majority of those who live there think they are rich, but really aren't. It's a Middle, Middle-Upper class community that is sheltered. We have one stop light, the building of Dunkin Donuts and Baskin Robbins was a giant milestone for the town of Killingworth. We have no town green, no "downtown", we have 3 convience stores, a library, we don't have a police force-we have the "staties" who like to break our balls on everything possible. The girls are preppy and the guys are scumbags for the most part. And everyone is judgemental and snobby. Known as being rich but isn't that way. In the middle of nowhere-and then they wonder why 90% of the population grows, buys, sells, and smokes weed including teachers in our high school. Welcome to "K*Town"
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!

It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it

THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute

I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable
I got the Capybara one made by FAUBCOK and it was so good quality!
i loved the mug, gave it to my grandmother on her birthday
Review Details
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Live Preview
Personalize Your Design
Debug: Product Metadata
| Key | Value (click to copy) |
|---|---|
Copied! | copiedKey = null, 1500);
"> |
Return Policy
Made Just For You
Each product is custom-printed with your unique text, making it truly one-of-a-kind.
Defect-Free Guarantee
If your product arrives with printing defects, damage, or quality issues, we'll send you a free replacement.
Custom Orders
Due to the personalized nature of your order, we don't accept returns for change of mind or sizing issues.
Questions about your order? Contact our support team for assistance.