MARIKABIL
- A predator posing as a house pet. - A Succubi or Succubus. - Usually confined to the BAY AREA of California, and occasionally local out skirts from Lafayette to Berkeley. This creature is pure evil and should be avoided at all cost. It feeds of men that are already struggling in their lives, pretending to be a food person and lover... Only to find after its all to late that it has compounded your problems with lies and delusions you cannot defend yourself from. This usually and almost always starts with feigning physical advise while playing victim because it/she didn't get her way. The are common signs to look for and upon hearing any of these, cast a hex and run to to your car, bike, jet, etc and get out of town. Don't even think about making contact or returning. Not even for $100k. 1) "If you leave, I'll call the cops and say you put your hands on me.... Ohh I know you didn't. Who are they gonna believe?" 2) "You don't LOVE ME! You never EVEN COMPLIMENTED ME ON MY DRESS! no you FUCKING DIDNT! YOU NOW GET PUNISHED! NO YOU DIDNT SAY THAT! THAT VIDEO IS PHOTOSHOPPED...I never said that and you never said that... No were not calling my friends that you say witnessed it.. You'll just make them lie. Probably already texted them.!‽" 3) "You ruined my life!" You-"Huh? How we just met?" Her/it‐"Uou know what you did to me!" RUN LIKE THE WIND AND DONT LOOK BACK.. or you could spend time in Jail as an innocent man..
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
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