Pequannock
All the kids here will take their giant hands and beat and punch you and kick you and chop your neck in half break yo dick in half (HUURRGHH) Until you are crying and bleeding and pleading for god’s mercy. Every night I hear the screams of people casually burning in lava and screaming also. -glory hole 1.) highway in pequannock road dome here is insane do not come -glory hole 2.) PV Park vending machine stick your dick in the coin slot Holy Spirit carnival Kind of go hard tho Structure meet up at 2 pm who coming home of blake irvington big fucking man water in his neck into the lake it’s better than green goblin and it is warm water on his neck coming out squirting on top of green goblin and he dies but it will die like weird water opaque milk like water and if you drink it you die.’ Home of derek jeter and french montana (GOD REST HIS SOUL) I. LOVE. BAGEL HEAVEN I LOVE SHOVING WARM BAGELS IN MY ASS RIGHT OUT OF THE OVEN FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKER FUCKING FUCKER FUCKFUCK FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKER. Flesh is rotting off my body. I’m starving as the buzzards pick at my bones and I’m reimbursed to where I came from o Mother earth o power above please. Please just help. I’m a sinner and I don’t deserve salviation but I will do anything for it to clean this dirty soul. The blood and the soil flush from my eyes. Where more prisoners are soon to be returned and tortured and returned and tortured. Please. Please save this soul. 19 QUOTES FROM BOOK OF REVELATIONS
The Urban Dictionary Mug
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
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Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome
I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.
It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
Funny stuff! I wish the mugs cost a bit less, I'd buy more. There's an almost unlimited supply of clever slang.
awesome. came just as ordered.
Nice cup a few words were darker than the rest. But ok
아주 좋은 머그잔 나는 죽은 아버지를 위해 시원한 머그잔을 얻었고 매우 자랑스러워했습니다.
I like the mug, it’s good quality, unfortunately the customization wasn’t correct. I got the “juff” mug and instead of the definition i had a quote from one of my friends as a bit, but it just came with the definition. I’ll still give it to him because the joke still works but I am a little disappointed.
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