Xiao ni
Xiao ni is your obsession. Once you know about Xiao ni you will be obsessed with her. No need to even meet her. Just knowing about her and her unique, impressive personality will make you want to be at least slightly like her, but no one can be, that's why she's your obsession and will always be. Xiao ni is beautiful in a rare way, smart, intellectual and wiser than your grandpa, Xiao ni is dangerously attractive, if u had the chance to meet her in person, the first thing u do is dropping your jaw ! Xiao ni is heartwarming cutie-pie she's make you feel nostalgic for something you never had but feels so good . Xiao ni is a maiden soul, in a young body with an old brain. Xiao ni is a person that everyone wants but not everyone can have, she can be the best thing happens to u ever as long as you make her feel like your daughter. Xiao ni is funny in a sexy way, she can make your day with her stunning smile. Xiao ni is free spirited and open minded, She takes interest into everybody, She listens closely, and loves helping friends. Xiao ni is a careful person who can understands u like an open book, gives u advices and makes u feel special. Don't try to be Xiao ni you can't, there's just one
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!

It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it

THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute

I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable
I got the Capybara one made by FAUBCOK and it was so good quality!
i loved the mug, gave it to my grandmother on her birthday
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