Jack Murphy
dicks cocks penis jack likes em all, no matter the size he'll swallow them balls. being is gay is his name, sucking cocks is his game. Eating balls and cock is Jack, Being gay and lesbian is his knack. He loves to suck dildos, One time he f* an armadillo. He eats dick like he eats cheese, he makes other men get on their knees. the bend over and start sucking his d, and then he screams with glee. he whips it out, men scream and shout. he looks so mean, you start to cream. he looks over and sees jesus, which makes him start to go crazy. he lifts his cock, and sets his clock. with a small shot he wank it out Jack loves dick, He gives them a good lick. likes men and gives them a fuck, Oh how he loves to do this with his duck. He has sex with an animal Eating dicks makes him a cannibal After sex jack becomes blue, Be careful he might rape you he lights it ablaze and starts to rave then he whips out the razor and starts to shave Shaving is the last thing he does Just because, Jack is retarded Some say that he farted jacks 6 foot train will enter your station and put you in pain and as you depart you start to fart which leads to a massive shart as he starts to have sex he begins to get wet at sight of his pet while he is at the vet Murphy rhymes with fuck me As he jacked off he exasperated in glee Jack loves look at klee He yells aloud my dick is the key
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
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First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .
The mug I ordered was exactly as described on the site. The shipping was fast as well. I will buy from these people again.
Cute mug, arrived promptly in great condition. I like how you can choose background color & change wording. Will feel cheerful when drinking my coffee in this :)
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Why am I here? I don't know how I got here, but I can't stop writing weird things on the cup...😅 Help me. I have a test to study for. A family. Also, if I wasn't broke I would buy 10,000 of these mugs. They look highly entertaining. Love this website, and I probably will fail the test. 🙃
I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.
Item came on time as promised
Came within a week and it's exactly what I ordered, my friend will love it!
Sus cup I bought the sus mug for the sus king Daequan
Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.
My mug came in broken but Urban Dictionary replaced it at no extra charge!
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