Jack Murphy
dicks cocks penis jack likes em all, no matter the size he'll swallow them balls. being is gay is his name, sucking cocks is his game. Eating balls and cock is Jack, Being gay and lesbian is his knack. He loves to suck dildos, One time he f* an armadillo. He eats dick like he eats cheese, he makes other men get on their knees. the bend over and start sucking his d, and then he screams with glee. he whips it out, men scream and shout. he looks so mean, you start to cream. he looks over and sees jesus, which makes him start to go crazy. he lifts his cock, and sets his clock. with a small shot he wank it out Jack loves dick, He gives them a good lick. likes men and gives them a fuck, Oh how he loves to do this with his duck. He has sex with an animal Eating dicks makes him a cannibal After sex jack becomes blue, Be careful he might rape you he lights it ablaze and starts to rave then he whips out the razor and starts to shave Shaving is the last thing he does Just because, Jack is retarded Some say that he farted jacks 6 foot train will enter your station and put you in pain and as you depart you start to fart which leads to a massive shart as he starts to have sex he begins to get wet at sight of his pet while he is at the vet Murphy rhymes with fuck me As he jacked off he exasperated in glee Jack loves look at klee He yells aloud my dick is the key
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
I just love mugs
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gave it to my mom, she was proud. (shes dead)
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