leinelmar Mug

Leinelmar (Lai-neeel-maaarr) as complicated as trying to pronounce it for the very first time. Lei for short. She’s so French she’ll have a croissant for breakfast, but so puertorrican she’ll have “arroz con gandules, pernil y pastel” for lunch. Always wears her heart on her sleeve. Don’t piss her off though, she’ll go off like fireworks on the 4th of July. So smart and still loves to learn new things everyday. As sweet as a biscuit with honey. Need a performer? Give her a mic. She’ll entertain you for hours, truth is she loves to talk and won’t shut up. Coolest thing about Leinelmar’s? They love hard, really hard. They’ll never give up. They’ll work for days, years, even centuries to get what shell they want. The type of friend who is always there. Deep inside needs to be reassured on how much someone loves her and how much they need her. Practically a teddy bear in a lion disguise. The coolest author you’ll ever meet, the realest too. Read her once and you’ll fall in love with her and her words. This gangster will rock your world and your socks. Arcángel and Tego are her morning spirit animals. Truth is her biggest spirit animal is Edgar Allan Poe. Beware, she has the darkest humor and usually her jokes are only funny to her. The moon will always be the most amazing thing she’ll ever see.