Teni Mug
Teni can be shy and quiet but then she will make you laugh every single second after she warms up. She is very precious and is a very beautiful lady. She’s the most humble , loving, caring, loyal and fun friend you can ever find. she will always be there for you helping you out giving you the best she can , even when she’s going through many things herself. She will make you the happiest person on earth. The best part is she doesn’t know how beautiful she is , she has gorgeous eyes and the most sexy booty in the universe. her smile is the prettiest that it’s so contagious that smile is surely unforgettable. she has the most amazing personality ever her soul and mind are just full of unsaid thoughts and emotions. she’s very unique from any other girl. She can be a little nerd sometimes in a very adorable way. Do keep in mind she’s someone you won’t want to lose! she’s just special . Her little imperfections make her perfect. Like sometimes she can’t decide! It’s solely because she’s very picky at times. This independent girl she can’t fall In love easily unless you’ve really got her heart but with or without you she will be thriving in everything that she has passion for. Wellllll… she’s just stunning inside and out!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!