Danilo Mug
Where does one even start to describe Danilo. Luckily there’s no real “start” with Danilo, because from the moment you meet him, you feel as if you’ve known him and trusted him your entire life. You can spill any trouble or burden to him and they will remind you to breathe through the pain. His level of faith is only rivaled by his capacity to love. With a strong, protective nature that he can’t help, you feel safe in any circumstance, any conversation, and any moment of vulnerability. He’s hilarious, always down for a shot, the life of the party, the center of the dance circle, and never hides his feelings which makes him irresistible to women… and men. But lucky for THE woman, because he shows her that she is the treasure and the prize to show off. His gaze never leaves her, or her ass. He is rare, he is unforgettable, he makes you feel seen like no one else can. You’ll forever wish he was your best friend, your brother, your dance partner. He is a natural father to those he loves and it’s impossible to let Danilo go once you have him.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.