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One bad son’bitch. He got more game than Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos got money. He seen more ass then Sam’s After Dark and hospice workers combined. He can pick up on your girl faster than Ali jabs after the famous Ali Shuffle. He has a smile whiter than Privilege in America. Johnny Sins once left a club so his girlfriend wouldn’t see him. He’s so funny Dave Chappelle’s wife is cheezin just reading this. He was once voted, “most likely to die from the phrase - You’re Not Down Foo.” He’s so liked by people that he went over to your house for thanksgiving and YOUR GRANDMA served Him first. Truth be told he not even that good lookin , it’s just his big ass veiny burrito.( tumat = short for too much matthew) Fun fact: If there was a way to learn something the hard way -he could teach it. Except his dance moves. Those cannot be taught because his body has gone through ultra instinct, but for dancing. Beware of the pelvic thrusts, once they are in motion there isn't a jedi that could stop his force. Elvis Crespo was thinking of his dance moves when he wrote the song "suavemente". There will be no other like this man for many lifetimes, so if you come into contact with him say whatsup, give him a hug, and be like a tribe called quest and ask to kick it.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .
The mug I ordered was exactly as described on the site. The shipping was fast as well. I will buy from these people again.
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