Ibrahil Mug
Ibrahil- he’s like the cold beautiful snow on mountain tops the kind of snow you admire but at the same time it will give you a frostbite if you hold on to it too long. Loving him is like when you reach the peak of the mountain and the oxygen is less so it is hard to breathe but you enjoy the pain Everything about him is different he teaches you how to see the world from where he does and it is so beautiful that you wouldn’t wanna live your life your way he is deep and grey, he bleeds grey but yet his soul is the most colorful I’ve ever seen.. He doesn’t have a strong heart he is very sensitive but yet his heart is the purest I’ve ever seen Even the stars can not understand the madness when I look at his eyes I see the devil dance like he owns him He makes love to me like he owns my soul And I would sin a thousand times to feel his lips against my body. He has a mind of a chess board you’d be driven insane foolish enough trying to win. He walks and the shadows move and he can stare straight through your soul smile and take what is his and yet you will still feel complete. Kissing him is like whiskey neat and strong and nutty. Even though his pain is like a pair of wings scared and huge he can still laugh it off He is very difficult to know yet so easy to understand him This is Ibrahil and he says he is pure and I love him for everything he is.
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Customer Reviews
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!