Oakville
a town/city that is filled with lots of cokeheads- they all have loads of $$ and dont have anything better to do...there are lots of stay at home moms and rich housewives that mooch off of their husbands...everybody gets everything...there are never money issues within anybody's home...fights between people include no weapons whatsoever- there are lots of wannabe models - everybody has louis vuitoon gucci prada...entertainment is usually house parties in massive homes...unlike people in mississauga who get stoned in people's small shity garages...- our taxes are welfare for the ppl in mississauga- the guys here are obssessed with the slutty burlington girls ...our education is tougher but better. our life does not revolve around stupid mmto and t dot wire bullshit and club108 is dirt ... and yea...everybody is obssessed with the OC and guys love poker.the ghetto here is kerr street which is nowhere close to the ghettos of mississauga which are basically dumps...the buses here suck but it doesnt matter because everybody has their nice cars...the guys here look older and more mature and hotter unlike the imature guys from mississauga...overall....life in oakville is a lot better if you could afford it.oakville consists of bush parties every night over the summer...everybodys got pools, hot tubs and awesome basements overall, there is less violence, more perfection, more success, and more fun. it is a successful way to run away from that filth that lives down in mississauga
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Gave it to my uncle and he rewarded me with a wet kiss. Best gift ever!
mug gud, got it for my gf but mug just made her pregananant. Help pliz mug says its going after my thicc mum next. pliz send help
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My friend and I added a word ! Gotta get merch of it now. Thanks for the coffee mug!
Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
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