Sigma Rules 1
1 Mock the dumb hoe hard 2 Kick her out if she is wasting your time 3 Don’t help dumb women during your grind 4 Not for bitches only for loyals 5 Roast every single girl 6 Don’t give a fuck about your thuglife 7 Don’t fake emotions in front of anyone 8 Slap her back & promote gender equality 9 Never open car doors for women 10 Never trust anybody 11 Don’t reply by words, reply by action 12 Sleep is more important than anything else 13 If the bitch tells you that you are hot, Tell her jahannam is hotter 14 Trolling your enemy in front of him, Without starting a world war 15 Make children and then no need to remember them move on yourself 16 The girl should not be smitten on the go 17 Be faithful with your wife & whatever she says just do it 18 Don’t be shamed by your work 19 Give respect, get respect 20 Never spend money for Bae’s Luxury 21 Green tea over Bae, Green tea > Bae 22 If I bunk a class, My homies should bunk that class too 23 Believe in yourself and don’t hesitate to say you’re the best 24 Real men don’t need sympathy of women 25 Don’t shit where you eat 26 She can’t handle sigma 27 Self-aware sigma admits flaws 28 Women are a weakness 29 Chase criminals not women
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .
The mug I ordered was exactly as described on the site. The shipping was fast as well. I will buy from these people again.
Cute mug, arrived promptly in great condition. I like how you can choose background color & change wording. Will feel cheerful when drinking my coffee in this :)
Heavenly Mug This mug has been sent from the heavens. I'm too broke to buy it. But one day... I will. I will be mugged, dammit!
Why am I here? I don't know how I got here, but I can't stop writing weird things on the cup...😅 Help me. I have a test to study for. A family. Also, if I wasn't broke I would buy 10,000 of these mugs. They look highly entertaining. Love this website, and I probably will fail the test. 🙃
I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.
Item came on time as promised
Came within a week and it's exactly what I ordered, my friend will love it!
Sus cup I bought the sus mug for the sus king Daequan
Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.
My mug came in broken but Urban Dictionary replaced it at no extra charge!
Excellent mug excellent service
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