Nymphomaniac
A woman who thinks about sex, craves for sex, is addicted with sex, makes dirty fucking sex jokes, prioritizes her sexual needs, can have the same elite sense of sex humor as that of a man, appreciates the chiseled lines, muscly calves and the landscapes of a man's body, actually has knowledge on sex, is smart and not dumb. She's a badass bitch (feminist's take of a bitch, which is true as a man I should admit). 48% of the times she's a suga mommy but even if she's not, she's still cool. While she explores every length of a man's physique and his manhood, she later takes the "dominant role" and demands g spot massages 3000 fuckin orgasms in her body. Her body isn't passed but she switches her boys. Sometimes a pimp, and without your knowledge may set you up with her client (aka her down bad homegirl), not in a creepy way tho...yk more like being a wingwoman of her friend
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
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