Sex Story
Ik yall bored so here I go.? He was the cutest boy in school, I would never have a chance! His dreamy eyes sparkled as he walked past, not noticing I was there. Of course I was the least popular of them all :( It was till that math lesson when we got paired up and my heart was beating rapidly. We did fractions and then he said to me… “yo,want some tutoring yk. here’s my best, sex is like maths, add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don’t multiply”. I was in shock until I replied with yes and didn’t think anything of it. Later that day: *friends theme tune in backround* I heard a knock on the door, I went to get it. It was him, the sexy thing I’ve seen. “Come in” I said as we walked up to my bedroom.” *looking for my books* “You know babe…tutoring nah! *pulls me closer*” “oh really, well I like were this is going” *he undoes his shirt and helps her take off hers” “ugh just get ur bra of already or I’ll do” “Then I’m gonna take a long time sexy” *gets undressed* he pulls me closer on the bed and eventually gets on top of me. His hard, hairy dick soon enters my vagina and I let out a little moan. Which continued with a series of them. “Ugh ugh ugh faster” “I’m going babe” we soon get up and I felt his tounge trickiling across my boobs and down my stomach. then I felt a hole hand up my ass and then in the vagina. I went down to suck the long cock while he fingered mine. “UGH IM CUMMING” As we started humping
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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