Jordan
This is the person who will make you feel the most wanted you’ve ever felt. He’s the person who gives you the millions of butterflies. He’s the person who you walk a certain way just to get a glimpse.He’ll sweep you off your feet out of no where. You can always run to him with any problem you have.You can tell him your deepest darkest secrets and have no problem doing it.Jordan will make you the happiest you’ve ever felt.You instantly become happy any time you know you’re going to see him. You just cling to jordan. No matter how annoying you are or how much you get on his nerves, he will always be there for you. He pulls you in with the best love there is.The place you are truly happiest is in his arms.Jordan will make you feel a way you have never ever felt before.He has you caught so much, the only thing you ever do when you’re not with him is wish you were. Jordan makes a home for you. If home isn’t a place,it’s a person, and that person is Jordan. When things get rough, they get rough.Jordan is the most stubborn person there ever was.He will ignore you and rage at you. Just know he doesn’t mean it. Once he calms down it’s all okay. He realizes the situation and the wrong.Although this is hard i’d deal with it just for Jordan.I never want to be with anyone else in this world. All i’ll ever want is Jordan. He makes you feel like no one ever has. You’d never be the same if you were to ever loose him. Take care of Jordan. Don’t ever let go because you’ll forever need him.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!

It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it

THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute

I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable
I got the Capybara one made by FAUBCOK and it was so good quality!
i loved the mug, gave it to my grandmother on her birthday
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