Noah
Noah. If you meet a Noah in your life time… NEVER LET HIM GO. When you look into a Noah’s eyes you’ll instantly fall in love with every single thing about him. He’ll usually go for the person who’s the quietest in class and isn’t popular. Noah will never go for looks, aslong as him and his lover have an instant connection and he knows it’ll work… he will love them no matter what. Noah can mostly be a quiet and nervous person but it all depends on what mood he is in. Around his friends he will always be a little bit more quieter than around just his loved one and he is AMAZING!! at expressing how he feels for his significant other. Noah’s smile could brighten up a whole room and he’s a charmer. If he is passionate about something then Noah will put his mind to work and won’t stop until he gets what and where he wants in life. Noah is the type of guy who would prefer cuddles and a movie night in bed at Christmas watching Christmas movies with a hot chocolate messing around with the marshmallows rather than sex. If you break a Noah’s heart he will always give you a second chance as long as you have a good enough excuse for what happened last time and why you want your second chance. But never break a Noah’s heart. He’s a very nervous person at the start or a relationship and it can sometimes feel a bit awkward but months later if you stay with him he’ll make you feel like a prince/princess and will always make sure you feel comfortable with what you are doing. He’s like a God.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
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